Catching 7-Up

As I was driving home from work yesterday I saw a small black animal cross the road. Cat, right? There were lots of black cats in the neighbourhood. But it had a funny gait for a cat. Cats wouldn’t lollop, would they? And they wouldn’t have floppy ears. Maybe it was a rabbit. But rabbits didn’t belong in the middle of the road. So I pulled up and went over to have a closer look.